I love Jesus. I have a Baccalaureate degree in English and my tastes are absolutely eclectic unless you're actually talking about, like, you know, food.
Doctor Who.
Downton Abbey.
TRON + TRON Legacy.
Avengers + Loki.
Phantom of the Opera.
Lord of the Rings + The Hobbit.
Chronicles of Narnia.
Star Wars.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Disney. (Mostly Tangled, Frozen, and Maleficent.)
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Bored! Broken?



date a boy with nice cheek bones

date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

date a boy with a great laugh

date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

date a boy with fantastic collarbones

date a boy who smiles constantly

date a boy with arms like damn




do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities



I’m going to murder you a thousand times.


the internet summed up in one gif set


Even more Loki from The Art of The Avengers. Which is a glorious book. I can’t recommend it enough.

  #loki    #marvel    #thor    #thor 2    #tom hiddleston    #hiddles    #hiddlestoner    #laufeyson    #frigga    #avengers  
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At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.



Even though Hotdiggitydogblog is not here anymore, we will always appreciate the happiness and the joy that Max and his owners had shared with us. You and your goofy smile will not be forgotten Max!


My cat guarding her first and only baby


My cat guarding her first and only baby